License to Kill


Seriously is there any place that can issue me a License that allows you to KILL all those JERKS that are roaming around freely in this world pretending to be the Normal one’s. If yes than please let me get one (coz I dont want to go around killing people against the law).
There are a list of people I sooo want to kill before I eventually kill MYSELF.

  1. First of is the Founder of GEO Network
  2. He is one of the wretched souls I could ever encounter in this whole WORLD. Someday he would be broadcasting news of Mothers giving Potty training to her children. They cant just sit in their chairs and report what is RIGHT and what is needed. In regard to this NYC case of the Pakistani guy who is indeed a Man who commits an attack with no brains. But how can you prove a point by reporting from OUTSIDE his ancestral house, talking to his cousin, asking these ridiculous questions about how was he when he was a Kid, how many times did he used to visit this place, did he even come here or preferred staying in Peshawar. How are you and rest of the people reacting to this news. ‘ GETAFREAKINLIFE ‘. They were just bound to get the idea where his parents were residing at the moment. OK! we get the concept that he is the culprit, but being a Human give that Idiot some space, your not making things any easier. And they way they report stuff is just Remarkable + ull be thinking WHY the hell do I want to kill the founder instead if the reporters is that HE is the mastermind who is paying all those Jerks.

  3. A Man with a Hidden Identity =P
  4. Lolx I know that sounds a little awkward but it’s still not the time to reveal his identity here =P but he is the man because of which our belongings are not yet handed over to us. Just as you guys know I have shifted here sometime ago, and living years abroad also makes u bring back all those memories through a portal known as a shipment. And because of that man we still haven’t received it yet. You know the kind of people who like throwing parties from ur money =@

  5. Our Splendid Governor of Punjab Mr.Salman Taseer
  6. A Man with those puffy eyes hiding under his hideous shades, who don’t even propose the real meaning of shades. A family with the most sophisticated and the most influential background. A family that we AWAM should look up to. A poor man who has asked for nothing through out his rein and has wished for just one small thing a Mercedes Benz worth Rs25.4 million. A wish that only Santa could fulfill years ago, but Santa is a rich man now and he has stopped granting such tiny wishes. *sigh* I feel pity for this Old Chap who does nothing else but enjoy foreign trips with his burqah clad family

This is my current Kill List, and Im surely working out things that can make me come closer to my license, I wish there was an Angelina Julie in my life who would come up to me someday and tell me that Im the successor of a great Assassin. Imagine all that thrill *sighs* =(

P.S: the list is not finalized yet, do drop by for new entries later in life =P

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2 thoughts on “License to Kill

  1. Uni says:

    Aha 🙂 Now thats one nice venting post 😛

    Welllll … lemme add a few more junglies on the planet:

    1. Our beloved Foreign Minister! ! :@:@
    You know what the freak just said? He said “Oh you know this whole Time square saga is the result of the drone attacks!” … ugh! Just right now, the US media is saying “We don't have any concrete proof yet that this guy is related to any group in Pakistan”…. ugh ugh ugh.

    2. Our even more beloved Interior Minister :@
    And I can't even BEGIN to outline the reasons.

    Hm, I would add the MOST beloved of all head of our nation here in the list too. But :D… then we wouldn't have our daily dose of 'laughs' .. 😛

    Good post 🙂

  2. Sana says:

    LOLX! it sure is a venting post and yeah all of the people u hate are also on my hate list which will soon turn into my Hit List =P as for the foreign minister than u HAVE to check this post here it will surely turn ur nerves on fire =P
    as for the interior minister than no words for that round faced weirdo no sense I tell you that guy has no sense at ALL.

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